Adult christmas poems
A collection of dirty Christmas poems by Paul Curtis which is intended for a teenage and adult audience. The poems are essentially funny poems about Christmas which happen also to be rude, risque, or occasionally frankly filthy. A poem which is hardly dirty at all, but provides an opportunity either to get your eye in or, if offended, storm off in disgust. A mildly scatological poem about the mystery tenth reindeer and how he got his name. Pedants who insist that there were only ever eight reindeer - Rudolph was is the invention Disney and not a real reindeer - will either have to play along with the pretence or skip this poem. It would be wrong to call Chimney Nook a poem about sex, as it's really a poem about an absence of sex.
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Dirty Christmas Poems
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If the hustle and bustle of the season is draining your holiday spirit, a few humorous Christmas poems might be just what you need to re-energize. In fact, there are plenty of these poems to entertain the entire family, so take a break and have a chuckle or two. From the frustration of stringing Christmas lights to receiving a heavy block of fruitcake, sometimes you just have to shake your head and laugh off things that happen during the holiday season. Perhaps one of these poems will strike a chord with you. Oh fruitcake, oh fruitcake, Why are you heavy like a rock?
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Christmas Poems for Adults
Humorous Poems about Christmas that will you make smile. Enjoy this collection of cute rhyming Christmas poems for kids and adults about Santa Claus, the last minute rush to buy presents and spending time with family. Sort Poems. O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree, You truly are a beauty. I used to love to put you up, Now it's a dreaded duty.
In today's world we are inundated with images of Christmas from the media. We are told that it is all about buying expensive gifts for each other. In today's challenging economic times it is a tragedy that parents spend way more than they can afford to try to please their children.
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